their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just tell him i said nine months
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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