i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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