Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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