I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
it wasn't lemon gatorade
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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