..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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