No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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