I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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