i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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