More tranny stories later!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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