In the future we'll all be gay
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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