At least make sure they are 18
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His nipple licking is glorious
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