id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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