sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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