1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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