fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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