So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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