Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
