I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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