Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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