Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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