she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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