He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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