is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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