Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
