We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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