I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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