so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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