I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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