I can't breathe out the right side of my face
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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