its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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