He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
