Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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