he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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