I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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