my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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