Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you would pick up someone in the library
honey bunches of taint.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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