HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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