Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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