my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
As shirtless as possible
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
