hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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