i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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