Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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