I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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