What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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