Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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