just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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