This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
And then my night got REAL pukey
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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