Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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