The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
