if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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