My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
