your thong is hanging out like whoa
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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