I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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