I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm bleeding and have questions
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Randomize