And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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