why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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