Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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